youmaynowlaugh: THIS IS CAHLO’S BAKERY EVERY WEEK THOUSANDS OF CAKES AND PASTRIES GO OUT DESE DOOHS dis is da crew (mia familia) weuh gonna take dis bakery to da top they call me Buddy i’m da boss
Anonymous asked: Pretty sure you've always wanted me to see you naked... Well.. go ahead and post a quick pic your gloriously natural state and have a good time.
love when my brother tells me that the spongebob episode with swearing is on. such a good sibling.
Anonymous asked: I think you've always wanted to see me without clothes on... I posted photos WITH MY FACE COVERED at AllSinglesLinkUp ) dot ( com just go there create a profile and find ''summatime994800'' then guess who the fuck I am and message me on AIM or something
Anonymous asked: Pretty sure you've always wanted to see me naked.. Well.. I'm feeling pretty adventurous today so go to datelink2[dot]com (switch [dot] with .) then sign up and find my profile under the username 'lolsummer69'. I hid my face in the pictures. but I want you to guess who I am and then hit me up on Facebook lol. Good luck.
cityyandcolour: Help I’m Alive by Metric
a man called work the other night and talked to me about his diapers :( still creeped out..
is this real life?
at HP. people in front of us are stupid. asked us who the house elf is.
Tobias: Well, yes, but I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will. So now I’m afraid I have something of a mess on my hands.
Michael: It's just-There's so many poorly chosen words in that sentence.
ineedafavor can we just get married already? you’re always liking my posts and I can sense the sexual tension..
my brother is turning 12 today. I can’t handle it. i’m buying him an ice cream cake but obviously it’s mostly for me..
don’t tell your friends or i’ll say you’re a slut. plus it’s your fault you were rubbing my butt.